Just when i give up eating meat and decide to become vegetarian....damn you Mr butcher man...damn you and your temptations! We had a long relationship, for many years i brought my meat from you/I had to say goodbye, i had to say no more. It was wonderful the times we spoke and i gave you money and you gave me chicken, beef, turkey, ham, haslet, goat, sausages, bacon and everything else from your shop. But it had to stop, no longer did i want to eat 6 chicken breasts, 2 turkey breasts a day, maybe steak at night, cheeky english breakfasts on a sunday before the sunday roast.
But now you put a board with written goodies, something new like Bison steaks.....When i think of Zebra steaks i feel like a lion about to dig in for lunch. Im a bear....a brown bear....i love my fish and veg.....damn it....i know im going to buckle....that springbrok crocodile sounds so so lovely.....wait....thats?!....fish right!!!!!!
Damn you butcher...damn you!!!!!
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